hey you stubums!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stubum

lets get small.

I can think of lots of reasons why I wish i was small.

this is john-san.

He is a battlecat of the rarest form and one must exercise vigilant caution when in his midst (or mist) as he is liable to dart you and then go for your jugular.

don't let him into your house because he will sleep in your bed and use your computer.

blogalong song (but no thong)

well...it has certainly been a piece since I hopped on the blog train. Perhaps if i had a good excuse...
my dog ate my ticket...
i lost my computer...
my computer lost me...
i was turned into a wolverine (no opposable thumbs) by a nuclear chipmunk...
ummm....
my dog ate my ticket...

I have no dog. And I'm pretty sure that wolverines have opposable thumbs now, what with all the DNA enhancement technology these days... glowing green pigs and the like.

but it seems that I've strayed from my point...the point being that these green pigs not only glow, but they pass the modified genes on to their young. Not completely unlike the Bee-Gees.